Movies I've Owned: Part 1


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Whether it be right now, previously, or even vicariously through my immediate family that I wouldn't mind owning again... (I will try to leave out things so it's not too long)

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Mortal Kombat (1995,  PG-13)
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The Super Mario Bros. (1993,  PG)
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Men in Black (1997,  PG-13)
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The Matrix (1999,  R)
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Aliens (1986,  R)
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Jurassic Park (1993,  PG-13)
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985,  PG)
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986,  PG)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off 4.5 Stars
WHY hasn't anyone in Hollywood tried to rip-off the formula for this comedy movie masterpiece?!

I mean for god sakes, even people who HATE all the films done by John Hughes seem to love this movie, and Matthew Broderick's face is about a mile wide on this poster, so you'd think the ass-hole writers and directors who appreciate this pile of soda poprocks puke would at LEAST emulate an awful B-movie version with a goatee, instead of chucking out the most rancid Jersey Girl and Gigli bile you could possibly torture out of a fella with rabies.

...Anyways, this thing is EXACTLY like his other starring role in War Games (specifically just because he had a new computer in the mid' 80's that he uses to further the plot to a varying significance) except billions of peoples lives aren't endangered by a fuck-face and his Short Circuit girlfriend. Instead he has a ménage à trois with her and his best friend... during the daytime... on weekday before graduation... and inevidibly missing school because of this. Thus the film title becomes clear!

Of course, the 1980's pop culture back then was full of censoreship and bullshit, so the 3-and-a-half hour endurance match is masked with symbolism, metaphors, and a moral to the story theme. You're supposed to assume that Bueller promises to marry Mia Sara, then runs off leaving her with embriotic twins, and so later she settles for Cameron, then they divorce and she takes his many hard-earned millions. The sister, however, is pissed throughout the film about Ferris's "many adventures" until meeting with Charlie Sheen, at which point she finally becomes comfortable with her sexuality....
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Raising Arizona (1987,  PG-13)
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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989,  PG)
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Edward Scissorhands (1990,  PG-13)
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The Hudsucker Proxy (1994,  PG)
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Forrest Gump (1994,  PG-13)
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Clerks (1994,  R)
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The Frighteners (1996,  R)
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As Good As It Gets (1997,  PG-13)
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Dogma (1999,  R)
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (1990,  PG)
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Batman (1989,  PG-13)
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Spider-Man (2002,  PG-13)
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X-Men (2000,  PG-13)
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Independence Day (1996,  PG-13)
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The Mask of Zorro (1998,  PG-13)
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975,  PG)
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Highlander (1986,  R)
Highlander 3.5 Stars
There can be only ONE word that describes the "complex" ideas for this film.... Lesbians with varying facial hair and male genitalia.

(what I meant was it's quite gay)
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Army of Darkness (1993,  R)
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Big Trouble in Little China (1986,  PG-13)
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991,  R)
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True Lies (1994,  R)
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Speed (1994,  R)
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Escape from L.A. (1996,  R)
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The Princess Bride (1987,  PG)
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988,  PG)
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The Mask (1994,  PG-13)
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South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (1999,  R)
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Escape from New York (1981,  R)
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The Terminator (1984,  R)
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Die Hard (1988,  R)
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Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994,  R)
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Scream (1996,  R)
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Léon (The Professional) (1994,  R)
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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997,  R)
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Armageddon (1998,  PG-13)
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Home Alone (1990,  PG)
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Ghostbusters (1984,  PG)
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Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery (1997,  PG-13)
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Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993,  PG-13)
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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (1991,  PG)
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Clue (1985,  PG)