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alota dvds i own some suck some are fucking awsome but hey...its all mine!...trying to make them in order but it might now always be that way...

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Twelve Monkeys (12 Monkeys) (1995,  R)
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24 Hours in London (2000,  R)
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28 Days Later (2003,  R)
28 Days Later 3.5 Stars
ok i just gotta say....this is a true utter fucking romero rip off! other then the fact they are not zombies its a true rip off...but hell...its cool i LOVE the music its not danny boyles best bu its still good and cillian murphy is very cool
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28 Weeks Later... (2007,  R)
28 Weeks Later... 5.0 Stars
this one now this was fucking cool way better then the orignal in so many ways its crazy jeremy renner plays a bad ass hero and the helicoper scene...woha...i got a woody after it! and like the first...great score.....
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A Scanner Darkly (2006,  R)
A Scanner Darkly 5.0 Stars
it takes place 7 years from now just think about it.... druggies dont give a fuck and thats the way it should be if you think about it robert downy jr is fucking amazing in this "the best silcer in the world" "BOOM!" thats pertty silent man...." and makes you think about the way the world will be soon phil D noon how the world was going to be and derserved the nobal peace prize for his writing
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Alien Apocalypse (2005,  Unrated)
Alien Apocalypse 4.0 Stars
hmm...how to discribe this one.....think...planet of the apes....with huge ass termites you see while triping on acid eating litarly "finger" food.... and insted of a cheesy heston we have the all mighty and god himself bruce campbell!....even though he dosnt have a slight fucking clue what he is doing..... um... trust it is good i mean its the highest rated sci fi channel movie they ever had so it must be good to people...but my adive.....get stoned then watch it....makes it a hellla lot fucking cooler!
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Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2) (2007,  R)
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2) 5.0 Stars
alota people hate this movie...but in truth it is just like the comic its based off of of the same title and i think for that...its great sure it has some flaws but hey im sorry but it was fucking better then the first AVP and i enjoyed the hell out of it finaly seeing a bit of gore that wasnt in the other one so i say fucking great and...if your some one who likes to take its his with a low brow...this isnt for you sure its not smart but its fun and thats what i wanted out of it...not much els.... plus...it finaly had the predalien witch was in the comics AND video games so i say finaly...
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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989,  G)
All Dogs Go To Heaven 4.5 Stars
fuck i love this movie sure its so much better when you have a 30 pack in ya but its still just great only part i hate is the music it could of been so much better with out it
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Alone in the Dark (2004,  R)
Alone in the Dark 4.0 Stars
now im sorry but i liked this movie wait no im not becuase i suport uwe 110% in every film...sure it dose have a flaw "tara reid" but its easy to live through has some cool action scenes like the one in front of the wearhouse but do yourself a favor....watch the directors cut its better they took out alota shit scenes yes it still dose have the mind numbing crawl but at least the random sex scene is gone and things are added to make since
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Altered (2006,  R)
Altered 5.0 Stars
i went into watching this flick not expecting much at all it some things going aganst it already 1 it was from the dude who co directed blair witch so i was thinking how the hell is he going to do a real non docu style flick? and 2 rogue pictures droped it from theaters to a no frills dvd but im open minded so i said what the hell and fuck dude it was GREAT great acting great shots and great tension sure the alien looked creeper covered up but hey still was a trippy movie and otis did give some good comic moments "hey man...can...can you check me for one of them clicker things too?" so if you see it out there GET IT!!!
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American Movie (1999,  R)
American Movie 5.0 Stars
great docu on a man who just wishs he could put his dream togeather...it seems no one wants that to be and yes he dose make some mistakes but he dose try hard i feel bad for the man that just wants...a little more out of life...
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American Psycho (2000,  R)
American Psycho 4.5 Stars
ever thought of being a 80s yupie?...no?...me eather....but hey... the idea of being a serial killer 80s yupie sounds about right!! bale as always did just great i mean hell...takes balls to run down a hallway naked holding a chainsaw heh but it had just the right wit....just wish for more gore....but also did love the idea of killing to huey lewis and the news classic
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American Splendor (2003,  R)
American Splendor 5.0 Stars
love this movi paul giamatti didnt just play harvey....HE WAS harvy... just amazing
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An American Werewolf in London (1981,  R)
An American Werewolf in London 5.0 Stars
one of the BEST werewold movies ever fucking made in the world the best transformadion in life no other movie werewolf could compare to it and its good becuase realy none should try its awsome and fucking the other dude is funny "ever been dead david?! its boring!!! kill youserlf....." joihn landis needs to give horror movies a chance again and proove what he is great at....
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The Amityville Horror (1979,  R)
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Angel and the Badman (1947,  Unrated)
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National Lampoon's Animal House (1978,  R)
National Lampoon's Animal House 5.0 Stars
i shall be john blushi from this film in the future...i will do what ever it takes to be a true drunk like him i know i already cry when booze is lost but i will be him soon....yeah!
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Antropophagus (The Zombie's Rage)(The Grim Reaper)(Anthropophagous: The Beast) (1980,  R)
Antropophagus (The Zombie's Rage)(The Grim Reaper)(Anthropophagous: The Beast) 1.0 Star
i got this movie along with some other so called "cult" classics at a yard sale for 50 cents a peace and i must say....in a way.... I WANT MY MONEY BACK! its so dull it takes fucking forever for some thing to happen i mean it has good moments at the end but god fucking damn! it takes forever to get there! i guess i cant complain since media blaster dvds arnt that cheap at the mall...but fuck....only good thing on it is the docu and the trailers for OTHER movies
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Apocalypse Now (1979,  R)
Apocalypse Now 5.0 Stars
woha...dont do acid and watch this fucking movie!!!!....helpful warning but this is coppla's masterpeice fuck god father this film is his true glory in sooo many ways hell it might even best one of the best war films ever fucking made... brando has a insane fuck dennis hopper as a hippie reporter and hell larry fishburne's first ever flick lots of great things came from this...except 1.... coppla saying "i will never make a good film after this" and fuck...he was pertty much right if you think about it
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Army of Darkness (1993,  R)
Army of Darkness 5.0 Stars
ok....you cant say you hate this film its impossblie its so much fucking fun its insane bruce rocks as ash the ashole in some many ways plus the whole pit bitch scene is just fucking awsome and when he changes his car into a fucking evil fighting machine?! fucking great it just makes the whole film...."groovey"... and yes the directors cut is better...
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Assault on Precinct 13 (1976,  R)
Assault on Precinct 13 4.5 Stars
ah.... john carpenter's film filmed in widescreen wonderful! and you can truly see where his love started it seems the two major films that influinsed this were rio bravo and night of the living dead and he combined it with good old fashion 70s low budget action! and the brith in a way of snake plisken if you look at the main guy for a few seconds... sure might be a little corny why they have to stop but hey its still a great film with one of the most shocking moments... i tell ya they never shot a little girl in the remake and unlike the remake this DIDNT!!! fallow the hollywood deal of bad cops bravo john bravo!
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Assault on Precinct 13 (2005,  R)
Assault on Precinct 13 3.5 Stars
crapy remake......they fade like every other action movie out there....but it did havt a good cast in alota ways so i will rate it decently for that
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Audition (Ôdishon) (1999,  R)
Audition (Ôdishon) 5.0 Stars
miike makes this film so brillantly the colors the acting the lines every just so amazing sure the whole film is a build up to the last 10 minues but its fucking amzing still when it happens IT FUCKING HAPPENS! genius film pure genius...
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Auto Focus (2002,  R)
Auto Focus 4.5 Stars
the tragic story of bob crane from hogan's heros...i liked this movie but in a way not becuase i grew up watching hogan's heros on saturday mornings after cartoons and to see him so sexual loving beast...kinda well...it kinda creeped me out since i loved him as a kid...but it shows....how fast his life went down hill...paul shredder did do a great job though
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Back to the Future (1985,  PG)
Back to the Future 5.0 Stars
fucking great movie awsome casting "though i do wonder how the movie would of been with eric stolz once in a while" but chris lloyd is the REAL reason to watch this movie fucking great no one could of done doc better then that man! "gunna see some serious shit!!" fox holds up very well with him wich is a true testment to him and lea tompson....sexy as always...
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Back to the Future Part II (1989,  PG)
Back to the Future Part II 5.0 Stars
as the famous ending of the first film said "roads...where were going we dont need any...roads.." tells how this film will go very well done fx for its time and chris lloyd still kicking ass! i do like how it didnt really repeat the first wich made it cool and how the hell can you not love hearing huey lewis theme songs for the first one AND this one?! "gotta go back in time!"
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Back to the Future Part III (1990,  PG)
Back to the Future Part III 4.5 Stars
moments in this one i didnt see coming doc falls in love? marty is becoming the smarter one?! wow what a change but hey chris lloyd is still kicking ass as a gun man in the wild west! sure its not as good as the others but its still fun....i hope one day to see the doc back again...
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Basic Instinct (1992,  R)
Basic Instinct 3.5 Stars
not bad but it isnt as cool as alota people think....i truly beleave people love this movie just for the open leg thongless shot and not much els but i guess its a decent thiller and shows how some men are upsest with certin women but i still dont know... was she the killer or not god damnit!!!!
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Basic Instinct 2 (2006,  R)
Basic Instinct 2 0.5 Stars
UGGGHHH!!!!!!......i want my 2 hours and 50 cents back god damnit!!!! all i wanted to see.....sharon stone's 50 year old tits and alota usless talking.... since she was a suspect in the first flick....dont you think they would of brough that up?! no....but sharon isnt complaning....she got a shit load of money to do this worthless trash.... but that dosnt give me back my 2 hours fuckers!!!!
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Beyond Re-Animator (2003,  R)
Beyond Re-Animator 5.0 Stars
the third and final "so far..." in the re animator films takes placce 14 years after the second with herbert west in jail it gives a new idea to the re animator series always staying fresh jason barry dose good as the main role...but he is no bruce abott.... jeffrey combs dose brillantly what he dose best...being west!! some great fx from so many companys best from screaming mad george
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Bite Me (2004,  R)
Bite Me 4.5 Stars
i want to do a simple review for this one so what do i say? its sooo fucking stupid its awsome i love misty mundae!!!!!!
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Blade II (Blade 2) (2002,  R)
Blade II (Blade 2) 5.0 Stars
best blade movie ever guillermo del toro is a fucking genius in so many ways and norman reedus...is just fucking awsome...
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Blade - Trinity (2004,  R)
Blade - Trinity 3.5 Stars
it wasnt bad but it wasnt truly good eather....wesley...you can tell he didnt care about this movie much just by looking at him in it....the true stars were ryan reynolds and jessica biel and parker posey steals the scenes with her in them but not as much as ryan just takes it fucking over!
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The Blair Witch Project (1999,  R)
The Blair Witch Project 3.0 Stars
lets start by stating....THIS WAS NOT THE FIRST FILM MADE LIKE THIS!!!! the first one to truly do it was cannibal holocast... its not bad it is a little creepy in parts and the ending was very cool tenson got high wich was cool when they argued becuase if ya think about it,....what els is there to do when your lost...no one stays nice... but why i hate it? soooo many knock offs after wards.... made for faaar less money can you beleave it was made for 70 or so grand?! i thought at most when i first saw it it made for grand at the most...
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Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2 (2000,  R)
Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2 5.0 Stars
truly underrated i always felt yeah its nothing like the first but unlike the first this IS based off a true story so it kinda makes you wonder shit... very well acted too
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Bloodrayne (2006,  R)
Bloodrayne 4.5 Stars
truly not his best but hell i love uwe boll with all my heart the man just has some thing that makes him cool in my book maybe its his fuck you thoughts but this is fun and its worth watching sure it nothing like the game but it still is great
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Blood Sucking Freaks (Bloodsucking Freaks) (1976,  R)
Blood Sucking Freaks (Bloodsucking Freaks) 4.0 Stars
it took me a long ass time...but i found it on dvd at a yard sale for 50 cents on dvd and knew it was a gift from god....blood sucking freaks is kinda like cannibal holacost "not as good" but so infomus that it just begs to be owned and seen after i sat and watched it i was a little like "thats it?..." but hey it was good old fashion 70s grindhouse and after seeing certen parts there is no way in fucking hell eli roth cant say he got his idea for hostel from this... but one thing if your going to watch it get popcorn, a 30 pack, and a couple buds so you guys can get drunk as fuck and laugh and cheer with the movie its worth a high rating just to do that!
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Blue Steel (An Innocent Man) (1934,  Unrated)
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Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood (1996,  R)
Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood 5.0 Stars
it dose have some very much...kraft cheese but its damn good though! "one two three you can watch me masterbate" heh funny...and the whole fight with waterguns with the song ballroom bliss...badass...
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The Boondock Saints (1999,  R)
The Boondock Saints 5.0 Stars
the most qotible film in history! also one of the truly best movies ever fucking made pure and simple i am kinda glad it didnt have the huge budget it was ment to have becuase...well...come on...orignaly jake busy was going to be one of the brothers....that bad casting right there..... i think its just pure perfect the way it came out truly the unrated cut just an amazing film in so many ways...and fuck man...cant wait for part 2!!!
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Boys Don't Cry (1999,  R)
Boys Don't Cry 5.0 Stars
true and great story about finding yourself and wondering who or what you really are yes it is tragic but it still makes you wonder
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Brazil (1985,  R)
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Bruiser (2001,  R)
Bruiser 3.0 Stars
a arthouse revenge film from romero...its not great but its not bad eather its just enjoyble though jason dose amazing job and so of course