Bottom 50

It's soooooo painful.

This movie sucks huge amounts of ass. I mean, wow.

This movie is a travesty.

I don't see the need some filmmakers have to make their audience feel as gut-wrenchingly horrible as possible. Larry Clark does this. He also seems to really like making movies about kids. Larry Clark disturbs me.

What the hell happened? The first one was fun as hell. This one was just bad.

Made me want to cry.

I don't understand how you can make a movie this bad and not know it.

The original movie had some marginally redeeming qualities that made it stupid but watchable. It was a good B-movie. This movie had none of those qualities and was basically unwatchable.

Ugh. Somebody needs to learn how to structure a movie. Seriously.

I give it a loud, resounding 'meh.'

I can't believe I actually saw this movie. Somebody owes me 134 minutes of my life back.

I knew this was either going to be brilliant, or an absolute train wreck. Definitely the latter. It throws cliches at you, one after another. I couldn't even get through half of it. Watching this movie should get you time off purgatory. Avoid at all costs.

Wow. This movie sucks.

Awful.

I've never seen three women try so hard to be sexy and fail so miserably.

Wow, George. Way to take your creation, the most beloved film franchise in history, and rape it to death.

C-c-c-crap.

What the hell does everyone love so damn much about this movie?

This movie's plot literally made me want to throw up.

Ah yes, NOW we're tired of it.

This movie made me want to die. It's that bad.

Easily the most ridiculous thing I've seen in a long time. It takes a pretty hardcore SF premise/device and lowers it to the Hollywood level of Independence Day.

This film brought to you by the book, "How to Destroy a Beloved Franchise." See also Star Wars: Episodes I-III, Batman & Robin, and Spider-Man 3.

Even when I was a kid and liked almost every movie I saw, I still didn't like this one.

Jar Jar Binks makes me want to die.

I was hoping for a really kick-ass action ride, but what I got was an insultingly vapid 'spy' movie with little more than elaborate stunt shots masquerading as action sequences.

Well. It wasn't as bad as the two before it.

Haven't we learned from X-Men 3 that if you throw as many storylines into a movie as possible none of them will be good?

If I never see this again I'll be perfectly happy.

The trailer for this was so good, and I got really excited. Then I discovered they'd remade an excellent crime flick and made it boring as hell.

This movie annoys the hell out of me.

At least De Palma started aping someone other than Hitchcock.

I can't stand it.